Stupid in School

Everyone you need to check out this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JRuhWuuor4 this is so hilarious! I have some subtitles to go with it!

So after you read it look at these subtitles and watch the video again. You really don't need to pay attention to the actual scenes that are going on, its just some clips about Kingdom Hearts, just listen to the guys voice. His names Brian Regan and he's a comedian.

Here they are...

i before e except after c and when sounding like a as in neighbor and way and on weekends and holidays and all throughout may and you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say!

i bought two boxen of donuts

Moosen! I saw a flock of Moosen! There are many of them, many much Moosen! Out in the woods in the woodez in the woodenezen, the meese want the food the food is to eatenezen, the meese want the food in the woodenezen, and the food in the woodenezen... “Brian.. Brian.. you’re an imbecile..” Imbecilen! “What are you speaking German Brian?” German, Germaine! Germaine Jackson! Jackson Five- Tido! “Brian what the hell are you talking about?” I dunno. I dunno really

I got a cup of dirt

The SUN. The big yellow one's the SUN.

Is summer really all that fun??

Well, summer is here and I have nothing to do. Sure I might be doing a couple of camps here and there but what is so fun about summer when you're stuck at home!? Many people say they are going to hang out with their friends but how many of those people actually do hang out with their friends 24/7? No one. Thats right, you may go over someone's house for a few days in a row but then you've got nothing to do. You soon resort to video games, then those get boring. Or if they don't get boring, you've done every single thing in the game and its not fun anymore. So you decide to get a new game! How many of you have done that before? I know I have and now I think I'm resorting to that again... So many teens have nothing to do, I wish there was just an all summer camp of hanging out with your friends, or going to another country.. without it actually having to be a camp with adults around! Oh to be free!!!!!! What happened to our independence. Now it's just people texting and chatting on cell phones to each other. Then you've got nothing to talk about. You start making something up to ease the silence a little. Does that really work? Nope, you just end up saying "Well I gotta go, my mom wants me to do ....blah blah blah..." and you hang up. The next time you talk to try to ask if you can go over someone's house.. how weird is that.. trying to invite yourself over! I know I'm guilty of that but when it comes down to when you're really bored it helps to try to invite yourself over. Then you can at least be bored with your friend and have an awkward silence with them. So now, how many of you can say that you like summer?? I DO! You always have your family, friends... and even though it gets boring.. you have to remember that you're not in SCHOOL!